Civilian vs. Military Friends
Source: Kim from a chain mail
OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk ass hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Cry with you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your -----.
OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff untill they PCS.
OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life
OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste... That's alcohol abuse!!!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" 2 minutes later "okay just one more".
OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
OTHER FRIENDS: Will ignore this
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will repost this