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Useful phrases to know when traveling in the Middle
East...

Author: Unknown
Submitter:  Dave


AKBAR KHALI KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN

*Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.*

FEKR GABUL ORADAN DAVAT PAEH CUSH DIVAR

*I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie
on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs
apart.*

SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH DEH GOFTEH BANDE

*I agree with everything you have ever said or thought
in your life.*

AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST

*It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel
in the trunk of your car.*

FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH
MOHEMARA JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN

*If you will do me the kindness of not harming my
genital appendages I will gladly reciprocate by
betraying my country in public. *

MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN

*The red blindfold will be lovely, excellency.*

TIEKH NUNEH OB KHREELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAS INO
BEGERAM

*The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank
you. I really must have the recipe.*
 

 


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Joke updated on: 25 September 2005